Here’s a warning to directors, tread lightly and try not to F these up. In my experience, you can tell a lot about the success or failure of a movie from it’s cast, crew, writers and director. So before these potential failures are released, you can have a good idea of the quality to expect. It’s like when G.I. Joe was released in 2009, it starred Brendan Frasier, so I knew automatically it was going to suck, hard. Here’s a short list of remakes from the 80s and my predicted rating. (Some of these go back farther than the 80s and some may not ever be made, regardless of these tiny details, here are my thoughts.)
The original Clash of the Titans movie was a bit campy, but for 1981 it wasn’t too bad. If you can get past the stop motion clay animation and the sorry excuse for special effects, you’ll love the movie. Now that well done special effects is no longer an issue, I think the remake will be pretty good.
Louis Leterrier is the new director, he also directed The Incredible Hulk, you know the better version with Edward Norton. We’ll see if he can translate the awesomeness of the original into this remake with infinitely better special effects. Sam Worthington is getting a lot of hype for his recent work in Terminator Salvation and Avatar. His performance will probably be more of the same, so not overly thrilled, but not completely let down either. If he keeps it up, he’ll have starred in more 3D movies than 2D ones.
Predicted Rating - 3.5/5
I’m a HUGE Tron fanboy. When the footage from Comicon 2008 hit the video blogs, I watched it over and over. I love Tron because there really weren’t many movies about computers that went into much detail. The Tron Legacy trailer looks amazing and I have very high expectations.
Joseph Kosinski hasn’t directed a full length film yet, but I’ve seen his portfolio and I see his attention to detail, which goes a long way for me. Plus the fact that everything he’s ever touched is visually stunning. Add that with some great writers, Adam Horowitz and Richard Jefferies of Lost fame and Daft Punk with the soundtrack you will probably get a masterpiece. Needless to say, I can’t wait!
Predicted Rating - 5/5
I was very worried when I heard about this. Until I saw the trailer I thought, “Here we go, another notch down for the already failing franchise.” Several A-list actors step up and give me a good feeling that Predators is going to take us closer to the original iteration with the governors Arnold and Ventura.
From what I can tell, the plot entails gathering all the bad asses of earth and dropping them on an earth like planet so the predators can have an ultimate game of hunt the humans. Go watch the trailer and you’ll be as excited as I am.
Predicted Rating - 4/5
I love Ghostbusters, the original. Peter Venkman is still to this day one of my favorite all time characters. Bill Murray was as awesome back in the day as he is now. They’re trying to drum up the original cast for part 3 and most of them are on board. To me, it looks like a pathetic attempt to use the brand for a last ditch effort to make a little more money. Maybe that’s not the case and maybe they’ll do good by the brand.
Undoubtedly, the new movie will have much better special effects and with everything going 3D these days, it will probably be visually impressive. Ivan Reitman may do a good job with holding the new movie to certain standards if he’s smart. I’d like to see a little bit of horror and comedy in the next Ghostbusters, just to keep it real.
Predicted Rating - 3/5
Taxi Driver
Scorsese + DiCaprio seems to be a winning combination. I loved the original Taxi Driver and I live in a world where Scorsese does no wrong. DiCaprio is also on the top of my list of impressive actors. His versatility is immense and he never lets me down. I know Scorsese won’t let anything bad happen to this brand. I’ll be looking forward to this one if it’s ever made.
Predicted Rating - 4.5/5